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SELTZER8
Enjoy the juicy sweetness of our Watermelon Wave seltzer, a crisp and refreshing drink infused with calming THC.
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Refresh with Lemon Lime seltzer, a sparkling drink of tangy zest of lemon and lime, delivering uplifting THC effects.
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Indulge in the natural sweetness of our Wild Berry Burst seltzer – a mix of wild berry flavors and relaxing THC effects.
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Savor the juicy sweetness of our Black Cherry seltzer, a low-calorie, refreshing drink offering calming THC effects.
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The Whizzinator Golden Flask is a fetish urine novelty kit featuring a 4 oz. synthetic urine container and a heating pad for optimal temperature control.
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Hemp Infused Drinks

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SELTZER 8
lemon lime seltzer 8
$23.99
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Black cherry seltzer 8
$23.99
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Watermelon seltzer 8
$23.99
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wild berry seltzer 8
$23.99
SELTZER 8
10MG delta9 gummies (10 gummies per bag)
$23.99

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SELTZER 8
500mg Amanita Muscaria + 75mg Kava
$28.99
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500mg Amanita 
Muscaria
$28.99
SELTZER 8
500mg Amanita Muscaria + 10mg D9
$28.99
SELTZER 8
750mg + 150mg
Kava Grape
$19.99
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750mg + 2mg THCP 
Sour Apple
$19.99

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WHIZZINATOR
The Golden Flask

$24.99
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Heating Pad Whizzinator

$2.00
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The Whizzinator Cleaning Solution
$7.95
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The Golden Shower

$7.95
WHIZZINATOR
Lil Whizz Kit

$7.95

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Delta 8 Seltzer: The Trendy Beverage You Need to Try Now
In the world of wellness, Delta 8 seltzer is emerging as a standout trend. This fizzy, refreshing beverage combines the allure of seltzer with the subtle effects of Delta 8 THC— known for its milder psychoactive properties compared to its more famous cousin, Delta 9 THC.  As Delta 8 products gain popularity for their unique […]
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Why Everyone is Talking About Infused Seltzer by Seltzer 8
Infused seltzers are making waves in the beverage world, and Seltzer 8 is at the forefront of this exciting trend. As consumers seek out innovative ways to enhance their well-being, Seltzer 8’s sparkling beverage offers a refreshing twist on relaxation and health. Discover why everyone is talking about Seltzer 8’s latest creation and how it’s […]
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Discover the Refreshing Buzz: Delta 8 Seltzer by Seltzer 8
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to combine the crisp refreshment of seltzer with the relaxing, uplifting effects of Delta 8 THC?  As a close relative of the more widely known Delta 9 THC, Delta 8 has been gaining popularity for its milder yet equally enjoyable effects. As more people seek natural […]
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These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. DistroJoe contains Delta-8 which is in accordance with the Agriculture Improvement Act of 2018 (SEC. 12619.). This product should not be consumed by children or women who are pregnant. Must be 21 years or older to purchase. Do not share with minors. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. You should not use any information provided to diagnose or treat any health problems or illnesses. The products listed on this website are not intended or to be used to treat any type of medical condition. This product is derived from hemp and is compliance with the 2018 Farm Bill. This product contains less than 0.3% THC. Enjoy Responsibly.
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